Malice in Wonderland #1: Alice the Assassin by Lotus Rose (English) Paperback Bo

Description: Malice in Wonderland #1 by Lotus Rose Estimated delivery 3-12 business days Format Paperback Condition Brand New Description Youve been misled. Lewis Carroll didnt reveal the whole story... Alice never left Wonderland. Shes trapped. Shes angry. And she wants revenge. If youre a fan of twisted fairy tales, youll love this dementedly funny series, brought to you by the author of Dorothy vs. Alice. The truth is not what you were led to believe. It wasnt all "just a dream." Its a nightmare. A nightmare she cant escape, where formerly pleasant characters throw her unhappy unbirthday parties to torment her, while others like to make her cry so they can lick her tears. But one day after years of this unpleasantness, she loses her heart. Literally. Well, technically somebody steals it. And she has to get it back. By any means necessary. And its a lot easier to be ruthless now that shes heartless. Alice is fed up with all the losers of Wonderland, from the sadistic Queen of Hearts to the goofy Mad Hatter to the bloodthirsty Cheshire Cat. And shes tired of being so sweet and innocent, with all her dimples. She used to be a preteen, but today is her 13th birthday, and shell be singing "unhappy birthday" loudly as she delivers violent justice! Yeah, she used to be so sweet you could die. Well, now they all shall die...literally. It may be 1865, but Alice is about to go medieval. She will have her heart returned to her even if she has to kill all the citizens of Wonderland one by one... Author Biography Lotus Rose writes delightfully weird tales about young characters in strange situations. At times dark, silly, or bawdy, his writing owes much to such influences as Alice in Wonderland and Roald Dahl, Piers Anthony and Douglas Adams, and explores themes like disillusionment, and the corruption of innocence. If his books were movies, theyd likely be directed by Tim Burton. He often writes in a style that is a more edgy, "grown-up" version of childrens literature interspersed with his poetry and songs. Details ISBN 1493799495 ISBN-13 9781493799497 Title Malice in Wonderland #1 Author Lotus Rose Format Paperback Year 2013 Pages 156 Publisher Createspace Independent Publishing Platform GE_Item_ID:77842244; About Us Grand Eagle Retail is the ideal place for all your shopping needs! With fast shipping, low prices, friendly service and over 1,000,000 in stock items - you're bound to find what you want, at a price you'll love! Shipping & Delivery Times Shipping is FREE to any address in USA. Please view eBay estimated delivery times at the top of the listing. Deliveries are made by either USPS or Courier. We are unable to deliver faster than stated. International deliveries will take 1-6 weeks. NOTE: We are unable to offer combined shipping for multiple items purchased. This is because our items are shipped from different locations. Returns If you wish to return an item, please consult our Returns Policy as below: Please contact Customer Services and request "Return Authorisation" before you send your item back to us. Unauthorised returns will not be accepted. Returns must be postmarked within 4 business days of authorisation and must be in resellable condition. Returns are shipped at the customer's risk. We cannot take responsibility for items which are lost or damaged in transit. For purchases where a shipping charge was paid, there will be no refund of the original shipping charge. Additional Questions If you have any questions please feel free to Contact Us. Categories Baby Books Electronics Fashion Games Health & Beauty Home, Garden & Pets Movies Music Sports & Outdoors Toys

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