Description: Mega Fails by Adam Douglas Estimated delivery 3-12 business days Format Paperback Condition Brand New Description What do you get the man who has everything?Are you struggling to find the ideal present for your dad, brother, uncle or cousin? Theyve got everything - or at least everything you can afford! Cant get them any more novelty socks - you got them last year. Give them this book and watch them rock with laughter.Perfect the art of Schadenfreude from your own armchair as you wonder who left the lid of the idiot box open. Laugh at the dumb and dumber from the comfort of your own toilet seat. Wonder at the stupidity of man with hilarious anecdotes spanning time and history and culture."Outrageously amusing stories....""We could hear my dad chortling away""Put a smile on my face for hours, except when I was laughing aloud""Fact is definitely stranger than fiction but a lot funnier too""200 or so facts you never needed to know, but now you will never forget.""My uncle laughed so hard he went red, and we had to give him one of his pills"In this book....Hear about the time a spiritual guru steamed himself to death in a giant pot, along with some corn and steamed buns?Or the time a president projectile vomited on a prime minister at a state banquet. Was it something they said?Back in New York in February 1940 at the world premiere of Walt Disneys Pinocchio. Walt had hired 11 midgets, dressed them up as Pinocchio and put them on top of Radio City Music Hall. The idea was they could wave to the children entering the theatre. However, in a moment of inspiration, someone sent up alcohol with their lunch. So by the middle of the afternoon, there were 11 drunken, naked midgets cavorting on the roof and screaming obscenities at the crowd. They had to be removed by police, who carried them away in pillowcases.As the great Professor Stephen Hawking once said, "Stupidity remains the biggest threat to mankind." No truer words have ever been spoken; so we might as well enjoy it.Get or Give hours of amusement - scroll up and click the BUY NOW button Details ISBN-13 9798556370111 Title Mega Fails Author Adam Douglas Format Paperback Year 2020 Pages 128 Publisher Independently Published GE_Item_ID:130409810; About Us Grand Eagle Retail is the ideal place for all your shopping needs! With fast shipping, low prices, friendly service and over 1,000,000 in stock items - you're bound to find what you want, at a price you'll love! Shipping & Delivery Times Shipping is FREE to any address in USA. Please view eBay estimated delivery times at the top of the listing. Deliveries are made by either USPS or Courier. We are unable to deliver faster than stated. International deliveries will take 1-6 weeks. NOTE: We are unable to offer combined shipping for multiple items purchased. This is because our items are shipped from different locations. Returns If you wish to return an item, please consult our Returns Policy as below: Please contact Customer Services and request "Return Authorisation" before you send your item back to us. Unauthorised returns will not be accepted. Returns must be postmarked within 4 business days of authorisation and must be in resellable condition. Returns are shipped at the customer's risk. We cannot take responsibility for items which are lost or damaged in transit. For purchases where a shipping charge was paid, there will be no refund of the original shipping charge. Additional Questions If you have any questions please feel free to Contact Us. Categories Baby Books Electronics Fashion Games Health & Beauty Home, Garden & Pets Movies Music Sports & Outdoors Toys
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ISBN-13: 9798556370111
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Book Title: Mega Fails
