Description: Workouts Make Me Moist Stress Relief Putty The treadmill makes me so hot There are people who love workouts. There are people that hate workouts. And then, there are people that want to cuddle with workouts and have little super-babies. If you love exercising so much that it makes you feel like a teenager watching Baywatch, then Workouts Make Me Moist Stress Relief Putty is for you. There’s no shame in loving workouts. The heart wants what the heart wants, and your heart wants to beat at 180 beats per minute on a stair stepper. When you’ve pushed your body to the limit, and you’re laying on the ground breathing heavily in a pool of sweat, there’s only one thing that can get you up again…stress putty. You like your muscles hard and running fast. If you can’t imagine life without a workout, then stop stressing over what you love, and embrace Workouts Make Me Moist Stress Relief Putty. Specs, Features and Bragging RightsSpecial formula loosens up as you work it in your handsBeautiful pearl blue stress puttyHilarious gag gift for exercise enthusiastsPackaged in funny gym time tinPerfect for work, home, and the gym/ bedroom (You know you like it freaky)Tin measures approximately 85 mm and holds about 60 g of putty I feel so dirty after a workout Workouts make you hot, and your entire body is covered in sweat. When you’re done, you can’t believe you did it, and you feel so dirty. You just want to take a shower. You’re a little ashamed at how fast it was, but not every workout can be a marathon. You’re still embarrassed about that one day when you couldn’t go to the gym, but you rationalized it by saying it happens to everyone eventually. The harder you work the harder you get…we’re talking muscles here, people. Workouts Make Me Moist Stress Relief Putty is the perfect post-workout activity. It loosens up your body and relieves all that stress and tension you’ve built up throughout the day. Life just doesn’t feel right without having a workout. That’s when you know, you’re fully invested in the relationship. Mazeltov!
Price: 9.88 USD
Location: Memphis, Tennessee
End Time: 2024-12-05T20:45:01.000Z
Shipping Cost: 0 USD
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Restocking Fee: No
Return shipping will be paid by: Buyer
All returns accepted: Returns Accepted
Item must be returned within: 30 Days
Refund will be given as: Money Back
Style: Fun & Curiosity
Theme: Workouts
Type: Funny Putty
Color: Blue
MPN: Workouts
Character Family: Fitness
Occasion: Birthday
Brand: Gears Out
